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Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
by Irrationalcloset23 May 16, 2018
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Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases
Bill: “someone called my mom gay
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight
by Memeiboi May 16, 2018
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ur species homo

The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.
Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*
by Dare Dare May 18, 2018
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ur pappy a nazi

an insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, but equal with ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur mom gay
John: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny

John: Ur pappy a nazi

*bob eyes bleed out and his skin melts*
by ee102105 May 23, 2018
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ur ancestors incestors

"the forbiden comeback" its even worse than Ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap and Ur family tree LGBT all at the same time, given to an ancient civilization to end wars between tribes and instantly desintegrate them but it was too powerfull so they had to seal it down in ancient ruins to keep it away from evil hands till this very day
billy: hey tom ur mom gay
tom: well, ur dad a lesbian
billy: huh, good one but ur granny tranny
tom: i dont want this be like this so UR GRANDPA TRAP
billy: you're good but Ur family tree LGBT
tom: *fire comes out of he's eyes looking at Billy* UR ANCESTORS INCESTORS!!!!!!!!
billy: instantly he desintegrates into nothingness and its not even woth limbo and wonders into pitch black abys where he melts for eternity
by galamoth May 23, 2018
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ur bird a fish

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase
MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard
by Thethe speaker of truth May 25, 2018
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ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)
Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*
by Jsmahser May 25, 2018
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