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uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
by Mainiyak September 28, 2021
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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)
OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.
by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021
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uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021
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uber

The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.
by Nitsud March 29, 2004
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Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025
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Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys
Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!
by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025
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