Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.

I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf

by kkortman December 30, 2010

Uber Gay

The new trend. Usually, goes by the name of Sam. If you meet someone named Sam, call them "uber gay". These people will be satisfied and they most likely, will return the favor. ; ) Now get out there and find those Sams you never know what you will get in return.

Person : WOW your name is Sam you must be the uber gay.
Sam : Yes indeed now how will I return the favor *RAWR* XD

by Danky Memes April 13, 2018

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

Uber

A company connecting car drivers with passengers.

Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.

Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.

A: I'd like to go home now.
B: I'll get you a Uber, it's safe and cheap.
C: Ok.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020