ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.

Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*

by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.

Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?

by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.

by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

Ur Mom Is A Guy

A classic comeback

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"

by Scilica December 21, 2022

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)

Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*

by Jsmahser May 25, 2018