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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea
There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.
by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024
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Twisted

Actor,author,pimp and camaro driver
MachineGun rallies creator twisted
by Saab911 February 20, 2024
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Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.
I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…
by Edging gooner May 9, 2025
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twisting your twat

Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat
by Jewcompany May 3, 2015
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Developer's Twist

1. When you finally beat a boss you've been struggling on, only to see that it has a second, even more difficult phase.

2. When a game, such as a platformer, is advertised as one genre only for it to be a different genre entirely in the actual game.
1. "Oh shit, this is a Developer's Twist kind of boss, isn't it?"

2. "The person who made this RPG pulled a Developer's Twist! I thought is was gonna be cute from the ads, but it's terrifying!"
by reagantorrey69 September 28, 2021
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Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker
by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021
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