Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.

Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same

by projectile pooping November 23, 2021

Tommy

Tommy is a really lovely person they can be a bit temperamental but only because they have experienced a big trauma in their lives.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.

Person1-Meet my friend Tommy
Person2- You're so lucky
Person1-IK

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

Tommy

A shitty person who raids discord servers and gets zero bitchs. His only girlfriend that he's ever had is probably his own shoe and probably still sucks his thumb like the little bitch he is.

"Tommy is a ugly basterd

by Profesional Windy May 25, 2022

Tommy

Tommy sees the best in everyone and has the most genuine heart. He is fiercely loyal and goes above and beyond in all that he does. Tommy fails to see himself as others do and tries to carry the weight of the world on his own shoulders in order to spare those he loves of any burden. Everyone wants a Tommy on their team! Even if just to stare at cuz he’s one sexy viking.

*Slurping sounds
Tommy: Mmmmm, Oreos…
*Reaches for Tommy’s plate and is stabbed with fork
Tommy: Tommy doesn’t share!

He pulled a Tommy and ate an entire meatloaf without offering to share.

by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022

Tommy-Anne

Tommy-Anne is super caring. She loves animals and the people that stand by her side no matter what. She is always kind to everyone, but if you piss her off, she can be a real bitch. She knows what she wants, and will stop at nothing to get it. A Tommy-Anne loves to hang out with the guys, even though they all have the hots for her. Tommy-Annes tend to go with ATHLETIC boys. She looks for personality more than looks. Tommy-Anne's love to wake up to paragraphs every morning. Tommy-Anne's are the actual definition of perfect. Once you have her you never want to let go. People fall in love with her, but she only has her eye on 1 person. Normally her best friend, or someone super sweet like a Caleb.

Boy 1: whos that?
Boy 2: Tommy-Anne.
Boy 1: Damn she is perfect

by bitch_titch December 19, 2018