wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.

katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do

by pop ouuu August 01, 2023

obama chair

Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...

"Nice chair frank"

"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"

"wut?"._.

by YABOIIBILLBURD November 06, 2017

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 18, 2010

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Dick chairs (Dick)

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick

Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020