Hotline wizard

The said Master wizard of all things MeFF

MeFF master

That boy is a hotline wizard!

by anonymous April 10, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

wizards pegging

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.

“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

“Who tf starts a conversation like that???”

by MrPanos September 19, 2021

True Wizard

Someone who gathers enough studs in a given level of LEGO Harry Potter 1 & 2.

Did we become true wizards?
U stupid! We had 3840 multipliers ...

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023

garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.

by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

Grand Wizard Man

The grand wizard man is the best man alive

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat

by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023