'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh July 25, 2008

tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me May 29, 2018

Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 09, 2011

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.

by BadMrSnake August 08, 2020

Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave January 29, 2012

Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.

Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.

by Furious_G November 24, 2018

Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

by lynn-lynn February 24, 2013