Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 23, 2024
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Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
by ?idk?definition January 06, 2016
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Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack
by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 28, 2021
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western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 02, 2008
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phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.
In school I was phantom reading.
by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018
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Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"
by Mallard Ducks February 07, 2025
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Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
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