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Matthew Ouimette

hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.
Matt: hey

everyone: ew its Matthew Ouimette, don't go near him or you'll get the nerd touch
by matthater101(gg) September 30, 2020
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Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.
"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."
by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016
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Matthew Vispo

A beautiful young woman who loves anime and will do anything to protect their henti files
You like Neon from Valorant. You must be a Matthew Vispo
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022
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Lee Matthew

The greatest thing to EVER happen to me... he is hot, sweet, kind, loving, and my best friend! I LOVE YOU BABY!
by TOOTZ March 13, 2005
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matthew james

A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 26, 2010
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matthew mader

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair
by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017
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