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Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a very sexy bugga goes for very sexy men. Especially boys called Ryan.
Omg that’s Jess
by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022
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Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
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jesse jane

A person that is loyal and only does a bad thing once.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Jesse jane did. Person 2:yea but I don't think she will do it again
by Jane mindy November 7, 2020
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Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
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Juicy jess

Someone who’s addicted to buying Juicy Couture.
Oi Oi juicy jess! You’re looking very juicy!
by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025
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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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