flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

flat

Something without secrets - nothing else to it.

“I paid $25 flat.” “My shirt is Maroon, flat.”

by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024

Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty

See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017