To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.
by Chingo Dingo June 22, 2024
Touching something for no reason,Typically something you're not supposed to be touching that could be damaged or made dirty.
by Chingo Dingo June 14, 2024
by FBI-Brandon February 01, 2021
The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 06, 2021
A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
by Jerome🥸 June 01, 2021
by Snapper2001 September 29, 2021