Christmas Creep

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

by toodalee January 16, 2007

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

by McGooo September 18, 2021

Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug

There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.

by RJO1000 June 4, 2020

Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

by superman75 February 14, 2020

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013