butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008