Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

wind up girl

When a girl gets taken and the person forces a key into there spine and also forces them to wear skirts so they look like a doll. These girls have a lot of explaining to there parents what happened. Once there key stops spinning they have to rely on the people near them to wind her back up. There names are Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison

Of fuck she needs to be wound up before Charlize dies. She look like a doll and has a skirt. They have a lot of explaining Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison wind up girl

by Joe mama extreme December 23, 2019

boznian and herzagovian wind turbine

The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.

Hey fynn, wanna go boznian and herzagovian wind turbine later today. Your mom will join.

by 6117 April 15, 2025

The wind

A term that refers to when something is weird or odd in a piece of media, but it is dismissed.

Must've been the wind

by Feeds2121 September 4, 2025

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020