Ning police

Someone who hunts a Ning

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Emotional Policing

When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.

Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."

Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."

by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Fun police

My sister pcso fiona

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police

by Tim1987 February 14, 2022

Police state

A totalitarian state where people have to ask permission to do anything.

People end up with a police state if they don't wake up and fight to keep their government in check. Sometimes it just keeps getting darker, there's no guarantee the light at the end of any tinnel is going to be daylight.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015