Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

okis mum

A women with huge boobs, with lovely tits.

euan said - i would love to be with okis mum
henry said - yh mate i have had her before shes great

by hewpro November 8, 2021

Mum

The person that gave birth to you

For permission to go outside Jim had to ask is mum

by H1 I am a HeLPiNG HanD July 22, 2019

ur mum

someone whos hot

hey your mum hot

by urmumishot2 July 21, 2022

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022