Flat earther

Someone who knows the truth.

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police

by Nonweeb November 11, 2024

flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend

i’m flat

by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019

Flat

Noor

I am very thicc unlike Noor who is very very very very VEEERY flat

by God_real tho July 3, 2019

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018