eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

eye matta

The booger that comes out the corner of your eyes

Eh little nasty boy go wipe out the duty eye matta out your eyeballs lol

by dunnied September 12, 2016

Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009

nut eye

When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye

My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017

Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.

OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye

by CApartyharderthanyoulleverknow March 17, 2011

snake eyes

- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake

1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL

*JS rolls double one's*

JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!

2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes

3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006