cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"

Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie

by Taveon March 14, 2008

Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.

Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.

by Mike badass November 5, 2009

Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song

"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me

by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010

Quad's cock

Term used in playing Poker to say I have 4 of a kind.

As my buddy was sure he had a great poker hand He laid his 3 aces and 2 kings for the best full house you could have. Now beat that he said. Well I can beat it I have Quad's Cock 4 Jacks!

by Team Balls Out August 28, 2009

suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK

Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock

by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 25, 2017

whistle cock

A penis of such small size that can fit through the tiny hole formed when one whistles.

You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...

Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.

Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.

by BigMacBaby69 July 15, 2010

Bobbing for Cock

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.

Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

by tatermctater April 16, 2015