Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

clam jaws

A violent vagina

That girl had clam jaws

by Suck My Dictionary July 16, 2014

clam house

The opposite of a sausage fest.

"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."

by keithfairground September 28, 2015

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 3, 2009