Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit June 13, 2006

Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

by Xenogenisis February 24, 2020

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 03, 2022

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 14, 2011

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Psycho Chair

that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.

"Man, that chair is such a psycho. A psycho chair, if you will."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020