Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008

cancer slut

a girl who formerly had cancer but now wants to live her life to the fullest by fucking everyone

ex. okg kathryn turned into such a cancer slut

by scarletttara April 18, 2022

Cancer

Jake Paul, Logan Paul any of the paulers, Basically everyone except Arnex / Jeppe / Silas

Jake Pauls Music is cancer

by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 4, 2019

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021