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gay bastard

wood workers
any wood workers
by Joe Bloe September 18, 2003
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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.
Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.
by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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tall bastard

A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!
Hey you know your a tall bastard right?
by DeadClown April 19, 2018
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Erin Is A Bastard

Erin is a bastard means that Erin Noble is basically a bastard! She loves the word as she was the one to create it!! She classifys that as her ‘special’ word, and it’s true it’s her favourite word and no one else should use it!
by We love bastards January 14, 2019
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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