Class Action Bullshit

When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.

*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.

Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*

by ghost561 September 24, 2019

class 3 hoe

A class 3 hoe is the worst of hoes. Ratchet, thinks she’s hot shit, insults others to make herself feel better.

Angelina is a class 3 hoe don’t fuck with her

by Anti-thot June 14, 2018

middle class jacket

To take off your middle class jacket is to do something that would not be regarded as traditionally socially acceptable in middle class society.

I'm going to take off my middle class jacket and play with those African Kids

by egls6 September 21, 2017

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011

jimmy the class clown

a rapper from Johnstown pa. He made 3 mix tapes and working on a another one and a album. He's a outgoing, loving, caring guy but if you push his limits, he will hurt you and become a savage.

yo jimmy the class clown songs are lit. i guess but he isn' t big yet to be called a king

by coolbee2018 February 14, 2018

high class mcbangbang

when you buy a big mac and a southern style chicken, you take out the middle layer bun and slip in the chicken patty and condiments.

big mac $3
southern style chicken $3.50
high class mcbangbang priceless

by eatpussy729 November 14, 2010