Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai

1. When it's just THAT hot out

2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible

Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly

"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"

by JWin80 October 26, 2015

Blacker than your average cracker

Being White but more African American than your average White person.

Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.

Yooo, I got 13 percent black on my DNA test my nigga, I'm blacker than your average cracker!!!!

by september11th2000-fun December 23, 2020

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges.

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

less than Trump paid in taxes

less than $750

an adjective phrase that describes an amount of money.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can rent a room in Port Richmond.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can get a refurbished laptop from eBay.

by xkhdc September 28, 2020