Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018