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1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
mugGet the 1% Strokemug.

Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.
Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke
by anonymous August 13, 2023
mugGet the Hot strokemug.

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011
mugGet the stroke the magic picklemug.

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)
tokes for strokes?”
by sebby pro March 26, 2022
mugGet the Tokes For Strokesmug.

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021
mugGet the brain strokemug.

grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing
Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.
by aku3607 March 25, 2025
mugGet the grim strokemug.

stroking my beard

by Ard rob March 15, 2019
mugGet the stroking my beardmug.

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