When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.
by anonymous August 13, 2023

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

by sebby pro March 26, 2022

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing
by aku3607 March 25, 2025
