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Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009
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Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010
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turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse
Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!
by Anna Odey April 11, 2010
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yellow sheet

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.
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yeet skeet repeet

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hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
by gingervitus May 7, 2008
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