Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad

I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!

by Sneaky Peet's Peekaboo Shack August 11, 2017

Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018

Steamer

noun.
A person who angers easily.

An annoying person.

Used in the south of Ireland, perticularly in Limerick.

I'd hate to have to work with him, he's an awful steamer.

by thenoelster August 29, 2018

Germantown Steamer

When you’ve been drinking and downing sausages and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest, drop throw right where you are and lay pipe, all without putting down your beer.

The dude at Gabe 6 just dropped a Germantown steamer.

by Capt Courageous September 10, 2018

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023

Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler

"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"

by KineticX49 November 17, 2023