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Stamped

When you are both stoned and amped.
Damn I was already amped from all the dope I smoked but then I got stoned from the weed you gave me leaving me stamped
by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021
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Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021
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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019
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plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma
These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.
by cjstrongbone February 13, 2023
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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
He just happy stamped himself
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024
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Trump Stamp

The opposite of a Tramp Stamp. It is a tattoo above a woman's pussy.
by Jesse "bin" Macn April 8, 2021
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Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.
"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
by Undun July 13, 2020
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