Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.

Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.

by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Split-tation

The splitting of something; a biological term

“The split-tation of water helps the diffusion of H+”

“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word”

by Brailey M. January 12, 2024

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

oreo split

when two black guys cum in a white girls ass and mouth at the same time.

dude: "bro me and my gf did an oreo split with someone random guy"

by veryhotman6969 January 7, 2022

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018