spaghetti social

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 13, 2017

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Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti

Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!

by GoonieDaddy March 23, 2022

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When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin February 12, 2016

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@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

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When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome December 01, 2016

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When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already

We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today

by Oregano D February 20, 2022

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When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

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