dick spaghetti

i love you darcy❤️😘

darcy lives dick spaghetti

by bsndjdnsjdnsnsjfndksksjsnxndkl June 29, 2020

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome December 01, 2016

spaghetti style

When you’re stuffing rope and she’s on her period

I was so gummied last night I hit it spaghetti style and had to buy her new sheets

by Kameron410 April 09, 2024

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 13, 2017

Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already

We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today

by Oregano D February 20, 2022