Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024

Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.

San you have to try this soggy strawberry!

by Jesam March 21, 2024

Soggy Miyagi

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.

Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over

by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Soggy Bandana

When you take a girl’s soaked panties and tie them around your head

“Sometimes I get my girl wet just so I can get a soggy bandana”

by yungneosporin March 22, 2024

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

soggy pasta

Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.

You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.

by Dead boo December 16, 2017