soft ollies

A mild insult for an idiotic person meaning stupid bollocks. Ollies literally refer to marbles (the small, round, glass toys for kids) but in this case are used as a metaphor for balls or testicles.

'Oi soft ollies! You just spilled your drink all over me!'

by ski147 December 14, 2009

Softee

The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.

Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!

by St.Phillips the thirteenth September 23, 2011

Soft bake

a name used towards someone who is a softie and doesn't stand up for him/herself.

mexican: "AY YO GIMME ALL YO MONEY"
white guy "oh my god here take it all"
mexican: "hot ass ,why you gotta be such a soft bake ass nigga"

by LunchLineSoftbake November 10, 2011

soft uwu

A soft uwu is an aesthetic, like regular uwu , owo , etc. it is usually meant to be cutesy. It is typically tied in with anime, wholesomeness, and other topics. However, people seem to say it when they are extremely toxic . Like a mouse trap with cheese, it draws you in by the nice aesthetic, then you get bombarded by slurs, insults, etc.

Tumblr girl #1: "uwu i just blackmailed someone xoxo"
Tumblr girl #2: "gotta love our soft uwu aesthetic, owo hehe"

by iiOdinDaPug May 3, 2020

Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

Wtm? Softbbp?

What's the matter? Scared of the big bad penis?

"babe, Wtm? Softbbp?"
"what do you mean?"
"What's the matter? scared of the big bad penis?"

by The D-nosaur May 15, 2017