Smoke Signals

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.

I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.

by Saddian July 23, 2012

smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 19, 2009

smoking ass

Going down on someone's ass. Analingus

Those were some yummy chocolate starfish, I love smoking ass

by qoouDenial April 8, 2006

Smoke Job

Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.

Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

by thisismyrealname;) May 9, 2011

smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.

Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>

by tac6923 December 3, 2007

smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

half-smoke

A sexual act in which the penis is placed externally between the cheeks of the rear-end. This is akin to "doggy style dry humping" and is often an option when the vagina is temporarily inaccessible. Named after the Washington, DC, treat, most famous from Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street, because the act could be described as resembling a half-smoked placed on a bun.

She likes to half-smoke when she's on her period.

by U Streeter May 18, 2010