A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.
"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021
Get the Porcelain Panic Roommug. The special place where all of the cool kids in school will congregate to, usually used as an auxillary back-up Warcraft room, full of l337 \/\/0\/\/ |>|_4y3l25. Full of other people asking stupid, time wasting questions, like: "Hey guys! Whatcha Playin?" and "Jesus H. Christ, you guys are such losers." The average cool person will spend about 2 hours there on any given school day.
by 73|-| 0|\||_*/ |-|ig|-||_4|\||)3|2!! July 28, 2008
Get the Lab Room Threemug. A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerkmug. A term named after the song "The Room Where it Happens" in the musical Hamilton. This term is used by few but basically means, your moms bedroom, the living room, etc. Can also be used in it's original context of " I wish I was there when it happened. "
by VixenSynth_ February 1, 2023
Get the The room where it happens.mug. by gayquencher June 23, 2018
Get the halo theme roommug. by Anonymous girl 1222 December 25, 2018
Get the pee pee roommug. When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.
Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014
Get the Church Room Squeakermug.