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road commode 

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore
That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
road commode by Funny frog June 20, 2016
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A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
Road Gnat by Transy15 June 10, 2016

road snaking

Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.
"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"
road snaking by ArkhamKRogue May 31, 2016

road killed 

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
road killed by sdiggy May 17, 2016

Road-Sofa 

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.
My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa
Road-Sofa by Traza42 October 12, 2016

road deal 

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.
I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.
road deal by BluesBaller December 13, 2016