Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

tumble pumpkin

A person who makes lifestyle choices that put him or her at the edge of society, but who maintains a likeable, socially acceptable demeanor.

Is Becky bringing that tumble pumpkin of hers to Thanksgiving dinner?

I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.

by inkbot July 7, 2012

Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.

I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.

by Miss Teri April 10, 2015

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston December 12, 2015

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016

snowy pumpkin

When someone tries to fuck you over, but you fuck them over way worse before they get a chance to.

Cigi snowy pumpkined her ex because shes a cunt

by Shimmy50 December 9, 2016

thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin

Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!

by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017