Poon Tang

The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.

I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.

by Benny Gilmun October 21, 2003

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuuude!!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

roast poon

Char broiled Poon severed with gravy or catsup.

"Stephens mom makes a mean Roast Poon"

by bobkboardguy78 August 12, 2006

Poon Slayer

Any Cavallero that pulls mad bitches.

What's a poon slayer? Man Cavallero is the biggest poonslayer of all time

by Poonslayer05 May 6, 2017

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008