A pirate of the most basic level. Enjoys trapping birds and wacking off near the pond on a simple boat like craft.
by Rod88 January 21, 2006
John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.
by Cox3998 June 30, 2011
The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.
by CRAZINS December 03, 2007
Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"
Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."
Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."
by Pygmie September 15, 2006
by mugdog4 December 18, 2009
A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."
Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.
by INVADERCHRIS January 16, 2005