Hipster Pirate

People who became hipsters by pirating movies.

John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.

by Cox3998 July 1, 2011

penetration pirate

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.

so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.

by hose A March 12, 2008

Killing a Pirate

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.

Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

Ass Pirate

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.

by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

dick pirate

One with a dick in search of more dick's.

Kyle, you gay anal ass snuffing dick pirate.

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009

pirate monkey

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."

Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.

by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005