phil aiken

Phil is Clay's cousin. He looks just like Clay, but a little redder and with more auburn-like shade of hair. He is about the goofiest guy ever and laughs in the most obnoxious way possible. He owns his own painting franchise and dedicates half his life to asking people to paint houses.

Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.

We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.

1. "Holy shit, you got a perfect score! Are you Phil Aiken?"

2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?

3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)

4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."

by Jason Chiang April 28, 2005

Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

Phikshin

Incredibly 1337; Unstoppable; Machine; Killer; Just owned your ass bitch!

I was just Phikshin'd
Hacker!
BS! OMFG!!

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

by the wolf-man February 12, 2008

Phil Therrien

Phil Therrien is when an induvidual has reached a point in their life where they have become MASTERCHIEF.

Johnny made a mistake on his essay, and thought to himself, "Man, I'm pulling a (Phil Therrien."

by Vanessa, i love u March 30, 2009

philapathy

To feel and care about someone else to the point where one creates a sense of the other person/animal's state of being. It may or may delusion, however the root of the person's belief stems from his/her imagination. In reality, the other person does not care. The other person is apathetic but the sympathetic/empathetic person projects emotions onto what he/she is observing.

A person feeling philapathy may or may not be right depending on the circumstance. However, philapathy is an imaginative sense nonetheless.

That person is in a corner so therefore he/she is lonely. In fact, that person in the corner does not care to associate with anyone in the room but the onlooker does not understand from his/her point of view because the onlooker would not feel the same way under the same circumstance. The reason why this person projects this state is always due to love or caring for that individual who displays apathy.

A person feeling philapathy will often think he/she know what another is feeling but may or may not be right.

by magnusaffect August 15, 2009

Phil Stephenson

A person with short legs.

Had to buy a special bike because the guy at the shop told him he couldn't ride the adult cycles. "Hey mate you've got the Phil Stephenson problem"

by JarlTimber February 12, 2010