phallusaurus rex

A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.

'Your giant knob is nothing compared to my phallusaurus rex'

by JoelyBoy December 4, 2007

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phallitosis

a portmanteau of phallus and halitosis, it means that someone's breath smells like cock.

Dude she give you head last night?
Naw dude, she had phallitosis, I'da probably got someone else's juice on my nob.

by DJ B Rey June 26, 2008

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Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

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Phat Show

Phat- Good, unreal, dope, sweet
Show- To have a pot smoking session

Phat Show- a unreal pot smoking session

Person 1- "yo man show tonight?"
Person 2- "lets make it the phattest of phat shows"

by G-rant H. February 18, 2009

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1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010

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