by S2kdoodlebob May 8, 2022
Get the Cuck penguinmug. A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 21, 2022
Get the penguin tanmug. When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
Get the Disappearing Penguinmug. ‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’
by Martin Russell October 2, 2018
Get the university of penguinsmug. Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.
by t-tebs March 4, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. 1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
Get the Penguin chickmug. Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend
Steve: ... your on drugs
Steve: ... your on drugs
by Penguin sniffer June 22, 2018
Get the Penguin Sniffingmug.