National Hug Your Parents Day

National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈

It’s National hug your parents day 🤯

by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022

Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.

Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting

by jondres February 13, 2022

Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.

"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."

by Stogi March 8, 2021

scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!

"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.

by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

parents

the devils, or the angels based on your personality. They are the people who created you by doing *the dirty*. They built a roof on top of your head. They feed you unless you're a baby. OR they ( fed ) you. They made you *exist*. You grew up with them UNLESS your Dad went to get the milk, OR both of them died or one of them did. They pay rent, build a roof on top of your head, They work hard, They cook, they clean, they work in their jobs unless they don't have jobs , they probably work hard to raise you every day. Some kids treat their Parents like crap, spoiled brats HAHAHA If YOU are a spoiled brat, go hug your Mom or Dad, she took care you. She worked hard for you. She bought you all that stuff you have. if ANY of you are spoiled brats, HUG YOUR MOM OR DAD. THEY WORKED HARD FOR YOU, WHAT IF THEY ARE DEPRESSED? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HUH?

Me: I love my parents!
Someone: I don't have them.
Friend: I hate mine!

by parents... January 28, 2021

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021