Farm-Aholic

People that are super addicted to Facebook game, Farmville...

Yoshi - Whatcha doing?

Mrs. Villa - I'm on my farmville....

Yoshi - Oh, you're one of those ppl so called Farm-Aholics...

by Yoshimaticz November 5, 2010

People Farming

Monetisation of a platform by keeping people online for as long as possible via addictive techniques (by viewing content that they may have made themselves).
Advertising revenue and data harvesting revenue are the two largest $$$

Old lizard face’s empire is built on people farming 🐄

by ☄️ Willwow ☄️ November 27, 2022

farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.

Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.

by doltyruss May 16, 2011

Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.

Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021